Friday, December 14, 2007

Poor Squeaky

So, have you ever looked down and realized that all this time there was a dead hamster stuck to the bottom of your shoe and it had been there all day long but you didn't even notice it until someone asked why you were walking funny and the hamster is flat as a pancake and all these kids start searching around shouting "Squeaky? Squeaky, where are you?"
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13 comments:

Matt-Man said...

Yes.

Steven said...

Isn't this similar to the Richard Gere myth with the gerbil? Oh wait, maybe not.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

How do you do it?
Your posts are always so original and seemingly never on the same topic.
Oh, to have a young mind again.

metalmom said...

I hate when that happens!

Robin said...

Ugh, that happens to me ALL the time!

Marilyn said...

Hampsters are really alien spies (they come from the planet Disco which is why they are such great dancers) so you did the world a favor... ignore the children, they're probably not really human either.

Janna said...

Matt-man: I thought so.

Steve: First, I'll need to know all your information about Richard Gere...

GoingLikeSixty: Well, it helps that I am a little crazy.

Metalmom: I know! Especially the squishy noises!

Robin: Does it ever happen to Erik?

Marilyn: I don't think ANY children are human.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Fuck Squeaky, I never liked him.

Square1 said...

Can't say as I have, but hey, the day isn't over yet, right?

Travis said...

Janna, dear...did you take your meds today?

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: What did Squeaky ever do to you?

Square1: Exactly! There's always hope!

Travis: Do gummy bears count?

Anndi said...

No, but it reminds me of the time Uncle Biff accidentally locked himself in the closet with the Thanksgiving turkey's giblet bag.

Janna said...

Anndi: Hey, even Uncle Biff needs some "Special Alone Time" now and then.