Look what I got in the mail!

Today I got a package in the mail from Fab!
It contained three exciting things:

1) A penis bracelet
2) A camel toe ornament
3) An old license plate.

Allow me to further explain these three items.
(feel free to click on the pictures for a larger view)

First of all, if you're a fan of Fab, you know he likes making things out of Sculpey clay. One of his recent endeavors was making beaded charm bracelets where one of the beads was a penis. Here's a post where he shows four of them he made. I said I wanted the black-and-white one, and he sent it to me! Yaaay! I am wearing it right this very moment! The penis bead keeps wanting to stand straight up on my wrist, so it looks like.... well, you know.

Then Fab decided to make a few Christmas ornaments out of Sculpey. Here's the post where he displays them. Pay special attention to the "Holiday Toe" category, which contained "Mistletoe," "Hammer Toe," and, of course, "Camel Toe."
A few weeks ago he had a contest on his radio show. The contest was called "Guess what's in Mr. Fab's pants." He would put things in his pants, and if someone in the chat room could guess what it was, they got to pick one of the ornaments for themselves. I won one, and decided to choose the Camel Toe ornament. (Seriously, how could I possibly pass that up??)

And, finally, we have this.
This was Fab's actual license plate for a year or so. Here's the post where he talks about ordering it. For any of you who don't know Fab (*gasp!*), the name of his blog is "Pointless Drivel." Thus the plate.
Recently he got a new plate which says "MR FAB 1".
So, since that meant the "P DRIVEL" plate was now out of commission, I happened to mention that owning it would make me the happiest stalker on the planet. Thank you, Fab!

Wasn't that nice of him?
I swear, once he lifts that restraining order, I'm gonna drive right down there to Florida (possibly wearing adult diapers) and give him a great big hug.

What about YOU guys?
Have you done anything wonderful for YOUR stalker lately?
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