Friday, December 21, 2007

I promise to shower before I visit

I have no idea what to say
There are words out there, I'm sure
But very faint and far away
Like fleas on matted fur

It's cold and quiet, dark and late
I really need a shower
Will you love me if I visit?
I can be there in an hour.

I'll try not to piss you off
Or breathe loud like Darth Vader
And you can turn your head and cough
When we play doctor later


Mr. Fabulous said...

How do we know it's not YOU who has fleas?

Robin said...

I think I need a breast exam, can you check them for me?

Travis said...


Shelli said...

You can come visit me, but I don't think we will play doctor.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: If I had fleas I'd be itching. More often, I mean.

Robin: That would depend on what kind of insurance you have.

Travis: I try!

Shelli: Can we play "nurse" instead? I'll complain about how long I had to wait, and you can jab me with sharp needles until I cry. Fun times!

Shelli said...

Now that's more like it!

Janna said...

Shelli: And then we can argue about insurance forms until you agree to give me all your free samples of Xanax.