Monday, November 5, 2007

Manic Monday: Earth

Things the aliens will say when they finally visit Earth:

1. Somehow I thought the Eiffel Tower would be bigger.

2. Dammit, the drive-thru people got our order wrong!

3. Diet soda tastes just like the toxic waste that drove us away from our home planet!

4. Y'know last year when we kidnapped those Martians, stole their brains, and shrunk them down to miniature size? Brussels sprouts look just like that!!

5. Why is bratwurst shaped like a penis?

6. So, wait a minute, you're telling me they elected that guy to be President?
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Manic Monday on my other blogs:
Jantics: My migraine-filled Sunday
Jantrails: Special Things About Earth
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17 comments:

Jamie said...

7. We got lost because He wouldn't ask for directions.
8. You haven't been sick until you've had terran revenge.
9. Why doesn't anyone speak Venusian
10. They really elected that guy President?

tegdirb92 said...

I'll never look at a bratwurst the same again--LOL.

Janna said...

Jamie: Good ones!

Tegdirb: Or eat one...

the teach said...

Sorry about your migraine, hope its better, Janna. How do aliens know that a bratwurst looks like a penis? Are their penises (if they have them) like our (I don't mean mine, I don't have one) penises?

Happy MM!

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Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Must be talking about Jimmy Carter? Bwahahahaha. Have a great MM. :)

Mo said...

Mmmmm.... brussels sprouts...

katherine. said...

diet soda IS toxic waste
(or I'm an alien)

Desert Songbird said...

Now THESE I can believe. And Katherine, just because you're from CA doesn't make you an alien (or, maybe it does...)

Lynda said...

Mmmmmm....bratwurst.

Lynda said...

Mmmmmm....bratwurst.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I like to suck dick while I eat bratwurst.

Janna said...

TheTeach: Well, hopefully they paid attention while doing all that abducting and probing all those years...

Sandee: I miss Jimmy Carter....

Morgen: Ew!! EW!! Go away!

Katherine: Both could be true!

Desert Songbird: Well, there ARE a lot of aliens over there...

Lynda: Liked it so good you had to say it twice, huh? :)

Mr. Fab: Who doesn't?

Julia said...

Oh come on ... you just spoiled it! You know, we have been disguising for so long as Germans, bringing Bratwurst to the worl and collecting enough Kraut to fart ourselves back into space ...
And the first thing we said was:

"We're screwed!"

Greets Julia

crazy working mom said...

heh heh heh...I loved the last one. :)

Thanks for the laugh.

Janna said...

Julia: So did you fly here in a really big Volkswagen?

CrazyWorkingMom: Heh! :)

Green fodder said...

:D cooool...

Janna said...

GreenFodder: :)