Thursday, October 25, 2007

Thirteen things no one has ever said to me

1) "We'll hide the heroin in YOUR garage this year."
2) "Wow, you definitely have a way with dogs."
3) "I'm so glad you're not on fire."
4) "The President would like a word with you."
5) "That cloud up there looks just like my appendix."
6) "Ooops, I thought you were Paris Hilton."
7) "Here, drink this; I want to see if it's poison or not."
8) "Thanks for sharing all that chocolate!"
9) "Welcome to Massachusetts!"
10) "Last night I dreamed you actually made sense."
11) "Pandas really are delicious. Here, taste one."
12) "I love you. Marry me."
13) "If you were to mysteriously turn up missing, I'd be so distraught that I would eventually tell the police where I hid your body."

Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jantrails: Thirteen ways to spell that feeling you get in your nose right before you sneeze
Jantics: Thirteen things I promise not to drop down your pants


Turnbaby said...

How about

"Did you wash this first"

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Actually, someone HAS said that to me before. My mother says that whenever I bring her fresh fruits and vegetables.

Amanda said...

I share my chocolate, but beyond that I haven't heard any of them either

katherine. said...

ewwww on 11

Janna said...

Amanda: You SHARE your chocolate? For goodness sake, WHY?

Katherine: How do you know? Have you TRIED panda? It might be really good, deep fried with a delicious dipping sauce...

Mr. Fabulous said...

Massachusetts isn't THAT bad.

Are you SURE you don't want to go double or nothing? Do your readers know that you are fraidy scared of a rematch? :) said...

Oh to be weird.
I really enjoy your stuff.

Lynda said...

I wanted to tell you two things.

First off, I am so glad you're not on fire.

Secondly, if you were to mysteriously turn up missing, I'd be so distraught that I would eventually tell the police where I hid your body. I promise!

Anonymous said...

I love 13, and I actually have had number 4 said to me.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Oh, I didn't say Massachusetts was bad, I just said no one's ever WELCOMED me there. :)
And I am NOT a fraidy cat, you weaseler. :)

GoingLikeSixty: I love getting compliments like that!

Lynda: Thank you! Finally!

Square1: The president of a company, or the US, or what?

metalmom said...

Yellow is a flattering shade of hair on you.

Your poop smells like peppermint.

Hamburgers aren't meant to be deep fried.

Three more to cross off the next list.

DutchBitch said...

12 is the only one I've never heard someone say to me... is that a bad thing.. I mean, do you consider me weird now?

Janna said...

Metalmom: I want to know what a deep fried hamburger tastes like.

Dutchy: You freak.

Natalie said...

I have said #3 to people so many times. For some reason people i know are by fire a lot.

Mo said...

And all along, I thought you were going to be Paris Hilton's body double...
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Anonymous said...

LOL! It was the president of a club.

Janna said...

Natalie: If I ever visit, I promise to bring my own fire extinguisher. I'd wear an asbestos suit, but those can be so scratchy after awhile...

Morgen: Yes... people mistake me for Paris all the time.

Square1: And he/she wanted a word with you, which either meant you were being given some great honor, or you were being given some thankless menial task, or you were in deep trouble. Here's hoping it was the first one!

Travis said...

I was going to say #10 to you today, but I got here late.

Marilyn said...

I'm glad you're not on fire. I'm very fond of you but the marraige thing wouldn't work out... and Thank You So Much for the graphic of me as Venus! That is so cool.

Janna said...

Travis: It's never too late!

Marilyn: You're welcome. :)