Thirteen things that do NOT belong in a swimming pool
1) Toaster oven
2) Suede
3) Molten lava
4) Lawn mower
5) Loaf of bread
6) Extension cord
7) Moose
8) Anyone wearing a diaper
9) Olive oil
10) Sewing machine
11) Thumb tacks
12) Sharks
13) Used condoms
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9 comments:
But if you connect the toaster over to the extension cord and then plug it in, and THEN put it in the swimming pool...
They shouldn't be in a swimming pool, yet it is amazing how much you find these things in swimming pools....
I passed a swimming pool with a lawn mower in it, just the other day!
things I have seen in a swimming area...
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perhaps i shouldn't swim there anymore...
I dated a guy called Moose for a while
Not even waterproof swimming diapers? I took the baby swimming sometimes...she was a little water bug.
Mr. Fab: And with any luck, some people will be in there wearing diapers at the time...
Angry: Move away! Move far! Move soon!
Katherine: Was he in the swimming pool?
Marilyn: No. Not even then. Poop particles can still escape. The "eeewwwwww" factor is staggering.
Lynda: There wasn't anyone ON the mower, was there?
Do you imply that unused condoms CAN go in the pool?
I'm just asking for reference.
Travis: Only if you put them in a Ziploc baggie first. I recommend the ribbed kind.
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