Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Things I Did NOT Do On Labor Day

1. Give eggplants to homeless people named Bruce

2. Braid the hair of a yak who is having an identity crisis

3. Mail ten olives to Elton John

4. Eat jello out of my underwear, using a straw

5. Throw cow poop at the graves of your ancestors (I'm nice that way).
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

And why not...?

Janna said...

Bruce: Do you even LIKE eggplant?

Cincy Diva said...

I saw the homeless guy named Bruce that sleeps under the bridge and he was wondering what happened to his eggplant.

The Ferryman said...

You did TO eat jello out of your underwear!

Lynda said...

But did you labor? I didn't labor at all on Labor Day.

Marilyn said...

But Fab... she used a spoon like a civilized person!

Liz Hill said...

Well it's a good thing because I sent EJ a case of olives just the other day ;-)

Mo and The Purries said...

So, you threw cow poop on the graves of YOUR ancestors, then?
Wonder what old Ben had to say about that...

Janna said...

Cincy Diva: Tell him I might be able to pencil him in for next Tuesday.

Mr. Fab: No, that was out of YOUR underwear.

Lynda: I labored writing music, but that's about it.

Marilyn: Me? Civilized?

Turnbaby: He likes the green ones, I think.

Morgen: To the best of my knowledge, I don't recall ever throwing cow poop at ANYTHING... though you might want to ask Bruce, just to be sure.