Things I Did NOT Do On Labor Day
1. Give eggplants to homeless people named Bruce
2. Braid the hair of a yak who is having an identity crisis
3. Mail ten olives to Elton John
4. Eat jello out of my underwear, using a straw
5. Throw cow poop at the graves of your ancestors (I'm nice that way).
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9 comments:
And why not...?
Bruce: Do you even LIKE eggplant?
I saw the homeless guy named Bruce that sleeps under the bridge and he was wondering what happened to his eggplant.
You did TO eat jello out of your underwear!
But did you labor? I didn't labor at all on Labor Day.
But Fab... she used a spoon like a civilized person!
Well it's a good thing because I sent EJ a case of olives just the other day ;-)
So, you threw cow poop on the graves of YOUR ancestors, then?
Wonder what old Ben had to say about that...
Cincy Diva: Tell him I might be able to pencil him in for next Tuesday.
Mr. Fab: No, that was out of YOUR underwear.
Lynda: I labored writing music, but that's about it.
Marilyn: Me? Civilized?
Turnbaby: He likes the green ones, I think.
Morgen: To the best of my knowledge, I don't recall ever throwing cow poop at ANYTHING... though you might want to ask Bruce, just to be sure.
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