Monday, September 17, 2007

Manic Monday: Crisp

Five things that should NOT be crisp:

1. Eyeballs
2. Shoelaces
3. Soup
4. Leather
5. Bowel movements

16 comments:

Mel said...

Hi thanks for stopping by my blog and the nice comments! I will be back, although I get confused when people have so many blogs. Do you post on all 3 every day??? You go girl, thats awesome. I can barely do one :)

One more thing that should not be crunchy....Blood.

Angry said...

About #5... so I guess I should see a Doctor then...

katherine. said...

I've put crispy things into the soup...

Mr. Fabulous said...

I agree with Katherine. Although then they do not stay crispy for very long.

Michael C said...

Definitely #5. I would also like to add non-fried sea food to the list.

Marilyn said...

Gravy should not be crisp...

Matt-Man said...

Leather shouldnt be crisp!!? My ass says Nay!!

Steven said...

While we're on bowel movements...toilet paper should not be crisp as well.

Mommy2JL said...

LMAO
All very good points
hehe

Travis said...

Hehehehehehehe

Happy MM!

Cincy Diva said...

skin should not be crisp either.

Put The Lotion on the Skin!

Janna said...

Mel: Well, once the blood dries on the floor, and you step in it the next morning, it is pretty crunchy by then.
What? What did I say?

Angry: Exactly!

Katherine: That doesn't count. It's the soup itself that's not supposed to be crunchy. :)

Mr. Fab: True!

Michael: Also true!

Marilyn: Eeeeew, yes, good point...

Matt-man: Was the leather crisp BEFORE it went on your ass, or did you do something to it?

Steve: Ouch! Agreed!

Mommy2jl: Glad you agree!

Travis: Any day I can make you laugh is a good day. :)

Cincy Diva: Good advice!

TopChamp said...

not much I can say... you're right on all points and I tried for ages to think of a reason leather might be crisp (even on Mattman's ass) but failed.

Janna said...

Topchamp: I'm afraid to think of what he does behind closed doors.

Lynda said...

Sometimes my eyes feel crisp though.

Damn dry eyes!

Janna said...

Lynda: Mine too! I have dry eyes!