Manic Monday: Crisp
Five things that should NOT be crisp:
1. Eyeballs
2. Shoelaces
3. Soup
4. Leather
5. Bowel movements
Monday, September 17, 2007
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15 comments:
Hi thanks for stopping by my blog and the nice comments! I will be back, although I get confused when people have so many blogs. Do you post on all 3 every day??? You go girl, thats awesome. I can barely do one :)
One more thing that should not be crunchy....Blood.
About #5... so I guess I should see a Doctor then...
I've put crispy things into the soup...
I agree with Katherine. Although then they do not stay crispy for very long.
Definitely #5. I would also like to add non-fried sea food to the list.
Gravy should not be crisp...
While we're on bowel movements...toilet paper should not be crisp as well.
LMAO
All very good points
hehe
Hehehehehehehe
Happy MM!
skin should not be crisp either.
Put The Lotion on the Skin!
Mel: Well, once the blood dries on the floor, and you step in it the next morning, it is pretty crunchy by then.
What? What did I say?
Angry: Exactly!
Katherine: That doesn't count. It's the soup itself that's not supposed to be crunchy. :)
Mr. Fab: True!
Michael: Also true!
Marilyn: Eeeeew, yes, good point...
Matt-man: Was the leather crisp BEFORE it went on your ass, or did you do something to it?
Steve: Ouch! Agreed!
Mommy2jl: Glad you agree!
Travis: Any day I can make you laugh is a good day. :)
Cincy Diva: Good advice!
not much I can say... you're right on all points and I tried for ages to think of a reason leather might be crisp (even on Mattman's ass) but failed.
Topchamp: I'm afraid to think of what he does behind closed doors.
Sometimes my eyes feel crisp though.
Damn dry eyes!
Lynda: Mine too! I have dry eyes!
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