Saturday, September 8, 2007

Hey, I didn't necessarily say it would be a GOOD idea....

Games that might be played if Fab ever opens a Day Care & Nursery:

1. Pin the tail on anyone younger than you

2. Who can stick their hand in the rotating fan blades while losing the LEAST amount of fingers?

3. Let's all get zapped up on a sugar binge, and plan a murder spree!

4. Ok, boys and girls, tomorrow you need to bring me everything that's in mommy and daddy's medicine cabinet at home....

5. Bobbing for apples in a vat of bleach

6. Variation #1 on hide-and-seek: Hide and shut up until it's time to go home

7. Variation #2 on hide-and-seek: Hide and hope someone cares enough to look for you. (This is the version I played as a child. It helped me become who I am today!) .... (And... and I turned out just FINE, right?)
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As you can see from Fab's comment section, I also suggested the following playground attractions:

Exploding Bouncy Ball
Surprise Pit O’ Rabid Leopards
Burning Tire Swing
Toxic Waste Sandbox
Carousel of Centrifugal Doom
Alligator Petting Zoo
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Now let's all breathe a collective sigh of relief that I don't actually have any kids of my own and don't ever WANT any! :)
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6 comments:

metalmom said...

Numbers 1, 6,&7 are standard play at my house when I'm the sitter. You have given me fresh ideas for my winter repertoire!

Janna said...

Metalmom: Glad to be of service! Thanks for being the first to comment! So many hours had gone by with no comments on this post, I'd begun to wonder if the rest of my readers had just been blown away in shock or something. :)

Mr. Fabulous said...

What? So all my plans to impregnate you have been for nothing?

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I've really enjoyed your plans, though...

Turnbaby said...

BUWHAHAHAHAHA on No. 6

And Fabby--Janna is right--the journey is usally the best part;-)

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Absolutely! :)