Monday, July 9, 2007

Manic Monday: SEVEN

SEVEN THINGS I PLAN ON SAYING SOMETIME TODAY,
REGARDLESS OF HOW IRRELEVANT OR INAPPROPRIATE THE CIRCUMSTANCES:

1. "Look! That pony can FLY!"
2. "I do NOT taste like styrofoam."
3. "Wow, the colors are talking to me!"
4. "But why do MY shoes smell like YOUR feet?"
5. "Can I borrow your spleen?"
6. "Cool, look at all the blood!"
7. "Did you know Trigonometry has FIVE syllables??"
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Manic Monday on my other blogs:
Jantrails: Seven Things I Have Never Done
Jantics: Seven Things I Would Rather Be Doing Instead Of Wondering When My PR Is Going To Change
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11 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

But you DO taste like styrofoam. Well, parts of you do.

Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

Very funny and I wish I could be around to see the reactions.

Lynda said...

What, you mean the pegasus?

Morgen said...

Fab stole my line.
I'd sue for plagiarism, but since he's only got one hand left to type with, I bet it took forever to type styrofoam and that's punishment enough...

Matt-Man said...

How can you NOT like styrofoam....Styrofoam is delicious!!

metalmom said...

Yeah, your shoes smell like my feet because I borrowed them when you were visiting Morgen and Lee!

Comedy + said...

You must do another post to tell us under what circumstances you used these phrases. Too funny. Nice twist on seven and have a great MM. :)

Natalie said...

I cant think of an appropriate time for most of those statements.

lisa said...

love the randomness. and would love to see the expressions of those you say it to.

Travis said...

OK. You made me laugh until I got the hiccups dangit.

Just for the record, I'd let you borrow my spleen if I still had it.

Cheers!

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I do wish you'd quit confusing styrofoam with pussy.

Nancy: Not too much different from real life, since all too often people have no idea what I'm talking about anyway....

Lynda: Exactly!

Morgen: At first I thought you meant Fab was sitting at the computer typing one-handed because his other hand was, um, reaching downward to pursue other activities... but then I realized you were talking about the Sculpey I did where the rabbits ate his other hand. LOL! My mind is in the gutter. :)

Matt-man: It's probably not all that different from rice cakes...

Metalmom: I wondered about that!!

Comedy+: Happy MM to you too! :)

Natalie: And therein lies the beauty of it all.

Lisa: Randomness is a beautiful thing. Plaid orange horseshoes! See? I just plopped down a bunch of random words for no reason! It was amazing, wasn't it?

Travis: Thanks anyway... if I can't have your spleen, how about a kidney? Oh, mine are both working fine; I just like to have a spare...