Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Inhale.... Exhale....

It's four in the morning.
You are probably asleep.
I have been awake all night.
Since humans breathe more slowly when they sleep, their oxygen consumption is lower.
I'd like to thank you for this, because it means you left more for ME to breathe.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Hey, what are you doing awake?
Go back to sleep.
.

8 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

I can't. Sleep is evil.

Meloncutter said...

Do you know how hard it is (pardon the pun) to sleep in the aftermath of an erotic dream. I sleep pretty much on my stomach. After a dream like this, then I have to move to the motorcycle kick stand position which is not comfortable. I can do the tent pole position as I detest being on my back to sleep. So yes,, I am up (pardon the pun) and waiting on my coffee.

By the way.... In my dreams you have really nice boobs.

Later Y'all.

Marilyn said...

I can't think of anything to comment about now that I've read meloncutter's comment.

Lynda said...

I only woke up to reply to this post.

You're welcome.

Matt-Man said...

I woke up because I was tired of you sucking up all of the extra oxygen. Cheers!!

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: No, no, sleep is your FRIEND...

Meloncutter: You crack me up. :)

Marilyn: The mental image is still in MY head too...

Lynda: I knew I could count on you. :)

Matt-man: Go back to bed! Don't make me bring out the sedatives!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'm almost always awake. Sucking up air, including yours. Sorry.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Stop that! Stop it, I say!