Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Luckily I don't eat breakfast often

It's 91 degrees outside, and is over 100 degrees indoors.
I require cooler surroundings, lest I perish.
My brain bears a remarkable resemblance to a sizzling pan of scrambled eggs and bacon.
More so than usual, I mean.
I think it even has a little parsley on top for garnish. Or maybe an orange slice. It's hard to see from here.
And I could make toast by sticking slices of bread under my armpits.
Guess where the sausage links go!
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9 comments:

Aisby said...

I don't know how you exist without air conditioning. I forget that it's not standard outside of the South. It was 100 degrees here on Saturday and Sunday...can't imagine not cranking the A.C. down to 70.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

are you melting?

so sorry honey...

smiles, bee

Mr. Fabulous said...

But it's not really the weather, right? It's really more of a A/C issue. Because fess up, you are an indoor kitty LOL

Jenny said...

Mmm...sausage.

Oh wait. Gross.

PS. Change the sausage for popsicles. Surprisingly cooling. Not that I would know or anthing.

Janna said...

Aisby: I would LOVE to have it be 70 indoors. 65 would be even better.

Bee: Yes, I am melting.

Mr. Fab: OF COURSE it's the weather!! That's the reason I need the AC! Still, I like being called an "indoor kitty." It's kinda cute. Does this mean I have to pee in the litter box?

Jenny: What a great idea!!

Lynda said...

Have you thought of buying an A/C at Costco? My parents bought one for their bedroom, and it works really well.

Janna said...

Lynda: Even if I could afford the AC unit, I couldn't afford the increased cost in the monthly bills. Unfortunately. :(

Travis said...

That's too hot for end of June/beginning of July. In fact, it's too hot for any time of year.

You need a place with A/C.

Janna said...

Travis: You speak the truth, my friend.