Friday, June 8, 2007

Let's go to Florida! All the really cool people are there!

Let me introduce you to three people who live in Florida.

THIS GUY dressed in drag, stalked one of his neighbors, and peed on her porch.

THIS GUY decided that the best thing to do after gay sex is to try killing the other person with construction machinery.

THIS GUY was a city worker who, during his spare time, appeared in a video where ants crawled all over his genitalia... and the videos appeared on a website called "Bubba The Love Sponge".

Now, where's my plane ticket....
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9 comments:

Turnbaby said...

is there any womder that this is the state of residence of Mr. Fab?

Mr. Fabulous said...

What are you implying?

Morgen said...

Is Bubba The Love Sponge the alias of Mr Fab?

Ants on your privates? No thanks.
Peeing on your enemies' porch, yah, I'm down with that.

metalmom said...

What does it mean that these stories put Mr. Fab in mind?

Sorry I won't be going because it's hotter there than it is here!!

Michael said...

At least the guy didn't attempt to have gay sex with the construction equipment!

Or rather, use construction equipment while indulging in gay sex.

Dang, I know what I mean.

Travis said...

Uhm...well...

Nope...I'm speechless here.

Janna said...

Turnbaby: You thought about that too, huh?

Mr. Fab: (*ahem*)

Morgen: Really? I never quite saw you as the porch-peeing type...

Metalmom: I know. That's what I hate about Florida too. Hotter than hell. I dunno how Fab stands it.

Michael: It'd be hard to have gay sex with construction equipment, unless you could be sure of what gender it was...

Travis: I'm proud of any post that can render you speechless. :)

Turnbaby said...

My guess is he's naked most of the time--just sayin' ;-)

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Well, it IS really hot down there... in Florida, I mean. Not in his nether-regions. Though it might be hot there too. He never lets me check.