Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Five sentences I might say someday

1. If I ever date a cowboy, I hope his name is Steve.

2. Go ahead and shoot me; I don't have any money to give you anyway.

3. These peanut butter cookies are drugged.

4. But WHY can't they invent plaid jello?

5. Who are you and what happened to my underwear?
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10 comments:

metalmom said...

Doesn't everyone say #5 at least once in their lifetime? You hope the cowboy's name is Steve? Too bad cause Mitch was askin' about you!Please pass a cookie!

PS I've tagged you. ( if you want to play)

y not i said...

Wouldn't it be cool to find a situation where you could use all five of them at once? Now, that would be a helluva party!

Lynda said...

I have never said #5. But, my life isn't over yet.

Why Steve?

Janna said...

Metalmom: It's funny you should say that, because when I was writing the post, I almost made the name "Mitch" instead of "Steve." :)

Y-not-I: Well, all except for the part about getting shot and having no money...

Lynda: I dunno, Steve sounds like a cute name for a cowboy. Like maybe the hot western sun wouldn't have completely fried his brain yet.

Morgen said...

hmmmm... plaid jello.
that's a culinary challenge!

I don't care what my cowboy's name is... so long as he likes to be rode hard and put up wet!

Janna said...

Morgen: You should have been in Brokeback Mountain.

Mr. Fabulous said...

In my defense, I thought you were done with your underwear.

Steven said...

Hey...I'll get a cowboy hat and then I can make #1 come true for you. Oh...well...there is that gay thing still at issue.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Next time, ask me before you slip them over your head and dance around the room singing American Pie.

Steve: Exactly. Can't forget that part.

Desert Songbird said...

I dunno, I think there's a real comfort and security in having a gay boyfriend.