The kinds of things I think about when I don't have to pee
I wonder why jello isn't available in cola flavor... I guess you could make some by adding Coke to unflavored gelatin, but really that's too much of a bother. Why not have jello already cola-flavored in the box? Just add water and chill! Or those pre-made "snack pack" things? Genius, I tell you! Pure genius! OMG, what about Mountain Dew jello? Wouldn't that be cool? Surely I can't be the only one out there who thinks so.
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Additional important thought: Iguanas are cuter than lobsters, but lobsters taste better.
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13 comments:
You've tasted iguana before?
I in on the Cola Jell-O, but Mountain Dew, that stuff is nasty I tell ya.
Iguana, probably tastes like chicken.
I have an iguana named Baby. I've never wanted to taste her. But cola flavored jello ?? GENIUS!! Replace some of the water in the mix with rum and there's a tasty treat! Janna, you have a beautiful mind!!
Lynda: Can you prove otherwise?
Michael: Mountain Dew is wonderful! Nectar of the gods, I tell you.
Metalmom: Exactly! Rum and Coke in convenient gelatinous cube form!
You are completely bluffing about tasting iguana. Don't make me use the sodium pentathol...
Cola flavored jello? Brilliant! How about Ginger Ale?
Why not make Jell-O flavored Coke!!
Mountain Dew jello = genius idea!
Add some vodka and Mt. Dew Jello Shots... O.M.G. I think I could start drinking again....
I know that iguana IS eaten in many countries. Since birds evolved from lizards, I bet iguana DOES taste like chicken!
Do you think there's a third world version of Colonel Sanders?
Like Guerrila Sanchez at the CFI
(that's Columbian Fried Iguana, by the way...)
Wonder what their seven secret herbs and spices would include in Columbia....
Um, Mr. Fab can, it sounds like. LOL.
And I don't know about Mt. Dew Jello. I mean, that weird yellow color....
Mr. Fab: NOW who's bluffing? :)
Wayne: See? We need to get a patent for this!
Matt-man: Well, THAT would just be weird... :)
Morgen: LOL... Guerrila Sanchez... you crack me up. :)
Lynda: Fab is totally bluffing.
Ha! Glad to make you smile!
If you were to drink less fluids, then you could have more time when you don't have to pee, and thus you would have more time to come up with this brilliant ideas!
You could make a fortune!
Maybe it's not as healthy, but who needs health when you're making millions?!?!?
Morgen: Guerrilla Sanchez probably has some kick-ass recipes, too!
Travis: Exactly! Once I'm rich, I can use my millions to buy all the bottled water I want, and I can sit on the toilet peeing 24 hours a day while my maids and servants take care of everything else!
It'll be a dream come true!
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