Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Five random items for no reason

1) Pine-scented candle which has melted from being in a hot car for 46 minutes
2) Wheelbarrow full of old Disney movies
3) Plastic fork with unidentifiable orange stuff on it
4) Gallon of fruit punch which has been peed in by a disgruntled supermarket employee
5) My spleen


Lynda said...

1) They can melt that quick?

2) Bring them to my house! I collect them!

3) It's fish eggs! Stay away from the fish eggs!!

4) Next company party, that batch is for Mr. Disgruntled.

5) It's lovely!

Steven said...

I LOVE these lists. It establishes just how warped and creative your mind is!! Brilliant!

Janna said...

1) In a hot car, in the peak of summertime? Heck, yeah, they can!

2) Don't let Fab know you collect Disney movies.

3) Really? I thought it was leftover Chef BoyArdee...

4) Let the annoying CEO's drink it instead. They deserve it.

5) Thank you! I work out. Well, no, actually that's a lie. I don't work out. But I do stay well hydrated.

Janna said...

Steve: Warped, creative, and brilliant, huh? I love it when you feed my ego. :)

Meloncutter said...

I was trying to think of a good comment here, but I am still trying to recover from the idea that you shaved your tattooed and pierced pussy.


Later Y'all

Mr. Fabulous said...

I lost all my anti-Disney credibility with that post a few days ago.

Janna said...

Meloncutter: Can't get the image out of your head, can you? :)

Mr. Fab: I still can't believe you did that! :o

Morgen said...

...aren't #'s 4 & 5 the same thing?

Janna said...

Morgen: My spleen is the same as a gallon of urine-spiked punch?
....ok, yeah, I guess I can see that...