Any day now....
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http://www.deathclock.com/
If I claim to be "normal", my death date will be Thursday, March 25, 2038.
If I say I'm sadistic, it tells me my time is up and I should already be dead.
Maybe I should be.
How about the rest of you?
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Friday, May 25, 2007
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I'm creeped out now! 34 more years? I wanted to leave a cute corpse!
I only have 22 years unless I cheer up and get thin... How on earth do you get thin and cheer up at the same time?
Metalmom: Bummer, huh?
Marilyn: It's impossible without REALLY good drugs... some of which may not have even been invented yet.
I will die 10 years before you. How sad those last 10 years will be for you without me around.
You better appreciate me while you can.
I never do those things.
Too scared of self-fullfilling prophecies.
Dang. Wednesday. Oct. 2. 2047.
I wonder if I will still be able to get it up when I am 89. Maybe that's what will kill me off. Dang I should write a book ahead of time. "THE FINAL BONER".
Crap 40 friggin more years of the menopausal monster. Can I ask for a recount?
Later Y'all
Mr. Fab: Ten whole years?? How on earth will I survive?? ....Oh, that's right....I won't....
Morgen: Awww, go ahead!
Meloncutter: "The Final Boner"? Hmmm... Actually "The Next Boner" would be a really cool name for a blog...
2037
Dang! thats only 83!
I thought I'd live to at least 90!
Wayne: Maybe by then the website will forget what it told you...
I am going to live forever. But according to this clock:
Saturday, December 12, 2071
See, forever.
Lynda: It might as well be forever; I'll be LONG dead by then! Time as we know it will cease to exist...
Thursday, January 21, 2038. Only 31 more years. Whoa! That means I'm more than half-way done! Yikes!
I guess it's a short retiremnet for me.
But now all I have to do is give this date to my investment guy and make sure my money lasts me until Wednesday, Jan 20, 2038. Well, maybe with $5 leftover for breakfast on Thursday morning.
freaky idea. What if we find out we're supposed to be dead already?
Travis: I'd want my last meal to cost more than $5.00....
Analee: That's exactly what it told ME, when I entered "sadistic" instead of "normal"!!
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