Six Word Stories

Turnbaby invited me to do this thing; I guess it's a meme, but I prefer to think of it as sort of a fun writers' project. It started at Nancy's blog.
The idea is to write a story that's only six words long.
Here's the set-up Nancy gave:

Ernest Hemingway said the best thing he ever wrote was a six-word story.
It is this:

"For sale-- Baby shoes. Never used."

My challenge to you, Dear Readers and Writers, is to come up with your own six-word story. That's all. Six words.
How hard could that be? It'll only take a minute.

My favorite one of Nancy's was this:

"I wrote, 'Mickey Mouse.' Disney sued."

My favorite of Turnbaby's was this:

"Bought dress.
Bought shoes.
Danced alone."

So let's see..... what six-word creations can I come up with??

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THAT one
deserved my bullet most.
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Smiles hid the tears
every time.
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I died once;
You never cried.
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He did NOT taste like chicken.
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My love
Is already married?
Shit!!!
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Weekend alone
Party quietly
Die naked
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I awoke
warped further each morning
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He never learned
why we cared
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Wouldn't listen
Gone now
Good riddance

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I won't tag anyone with this. But if it inspires you, go try it! It's fun and kind of addictive after awhile! :)
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