Monday, April 30, 2007

I'll take a dozen, please

It's spelled peonies, PEONIES, I say!!
Though this does lend itself well to all sorts of jokes about being "long-stemmed"...

16 comments:

Steven said...

Hmmm...This could either be the new "integrated" business of Lorena Bobbitt or a front for a circumcision factory.

Cincy Diva said...

Maybe it should have read

NURSERY AND MOILE

Vot a Shanda! Never buy grimaness from a moile! It's so chewy!

Michael said...

Dang that is cheaper than the Rabbi down the road.

Janna said...

Steve: Or both!

Cincy Diva: Eeeew! :)

Michael: Yes, but I hear the Rabbi takes coupons.

Mr. Fabulous said...

What are you going to do with a dozen? I only count...three orifices.

Lynda said...

I love spring when the fresh cut penises come out.

Lynda said...

By the way, was that picture taken in Michigan, because I think we have an Allisonville Nursery here in Indianapolis, and the sign looks the same way.

Marilyn said...

They probably lost some of thier letters and were trying to abreviate. People don't really think these things through.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: This way, when the first three wear out from constant use, I will have spares!

Lynda: Yes... take a deep breath and inhale the fresh spring aroma...
I don't know where the picture was taken. It's one my mom sent to me, that she got in her e-mail from someone else.

Marilyn: I don't think they were trying to abbreviate; I think they were a bunch of idiots who couldn't spell properly.

Danielle said...

It's a good price.

Janna said...

Danielle: They're always cheaper when they're in season. It's much more expensive to buy penises in winter. Especially if you want them in pretty colors.

Marilyn said...

I know a sign maker that accidentally spelled children without the "DR"... :::::Sigh:::: so maybe you are right.

Janna said...

Marilyn: Children without the DR... so that would be "Chilen"?
Strange! :o

Lynda said...

I am pretty sure it is the same one. I am so proud to be living in the Hoosier state. *sigh*

We sure know how to speller gooder than most folks. (But for the record, I was educated in California.)

Janna said...

Lynda: OMG, it IS the same place, isn't it???? You must feel so proud! :)

ZippyZinnia said...

This picture was supposedly taken from the Allisonville Nursery in Indianapolis during 2006. I first saw it on the internet last year but I never read if this was photo-shopped or real. Either way, it's pretty darn funny.