Thursday, April 19, 2007

I Hate My Computer

Excuse me for a moment...
(inhale)

Damn electric hatchet-wielding acid-spewing blood-snorting troglodytes living in my computer, I hate you I hate you I hate you! Stop crashing, stop freezing up, stop grinding to a halt, stop pissing me off! Lousy fetid mouth-breathing butt-sniffing migraine-inducing pisswad-with-a-microchip! I hate you I hate you I hate you! Techno-terrorist soul-eating son-of-an-abacus dirty rotten bastard!

(exhale)
Thank you.
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14 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

Problem?

Tug said...

son-of-an-abacus

hee...

So...how do you REALLY feel?

Steven said...

Okay, so that dismissed my "cheery" comment of the last post! :-)

Desert Songbird said...

Feel better now?

Lynda said...

Do you do scandisks and disk defrags? The disk defrag will help you a lot, if you don't do one already. Might need to leave your computer on all night though. They can take a while. Especially on an older computer.

Matt-Man said...

If your curious, I am buying a brand spankin' new one on Sunday.

onionboy said...

my mac doesn't have any sort of issues like that.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Aaaauughhh!

Tug: I was proud of that one, thanks!

Steve: Thank goodness!

Desert Songbird: Barely!

Lynda: I'll do a defrag later on. I doubt it will help, but we'll see...

Matt-man AND Onionboy: Ok... I only have one bullet left, so I'll need the two of you to stand back-to-back...

Morgen said...

I think son-of-an-abacus is my favorite line, too.

So, how many squiggle clips would you need to sell to buy a new 'puter???
Hmmm... some bracelets might help, too. Just a thought.

Since you're visiting next weekend, you could inundate me with bracelets to put onto Wren Shop Dot Com...

I'm sure that Mrs. Fab needs some. And Lynda. And Desert Songbird, and Tug... And Steve would look so pretty in a gemstone bracelet, too!

Janna said...

Morgen: Actually I DO have some bracelets to bring you. I think I made about 16-18 of them last week. Maybe I'll have more done by the time I visit.

Steven said...

Okay, you made me really work today. My interview answers are up!

And, by the way, shall I change the name of your site to "The Jannaverse" in my links?

Janna said...

Steve: You can change the link if you want to, but you don't have to, since the raindrop thingy is still a subtitle.
I'm off to read your answers now!!

Travis said...

Colorful.

Janna said...

Travis: I did my best!