I Hate My Computer
Excuse me for a moment...
(inhale)
Damn electric hatchet-wielding acid-spewing blood-snorting troglodytes living in my computer, I hate you I hate you I hate you! Stop crashing, stop freezing up, stop grinding to a halt, stop pissing me off! Lousy fetid mouth-breathing butt-sniffing migraine-inducing pisswad-with-a-microchip! I hate you I hate you I hate you! Techno-terrorist soul-eating son-of-an-abacus dirty rotten bastard!
(exhale)
Thank you.
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14 comments:
Problem?
son-of-an-abacus
hee...
So...how do you REALLY feel?
Okay, so that dismissed my "cheery" comment of the last post! :-)
Feel better now?
Do you do scandisks and disk defrags? The disk defrag will help you a lot, if you don't do one already. Might need to leave your computer on all night though. They can take a while. Especially on an older computer.
If your curious, I am buying a brand spankin' new one on Sunday.
my mac doesn't have any sort of issues like that.
Mr. Fab: Aaaauughhh!
Tug: I was proud of that one, thanks!
Steve: Thank goodness!
Desert Songbird: Barely!
Lynda: I'll do a defrag later on. I doubt it will help, but we'll see...
Matt-man AND Onionboy: Ok... I only have one bullet left, so I'll need the two of you to stand back-to-back...
I think son-of-an-abacus is my favorite line, too.
So, how many squiggle clips would you need to sell to buy a new 'puter???
Hmmm... some bracelets might help, too. Just a thought.
Since you're visiting next weekend, you could inundate me with bracelets to put onto Wren Shop Dot Com...
I'm sure that Mrs. Fab needs some. And Lynda. And Desert Songbird, and Tug... And Steve would look so pretty in a gemstone bracelet, too!
Morgen: Actually I DO have some bracelets to bring you. I think I made about 16-18 of them last week. Maybe I'll have more done by the time I visit.
Okay, you made me really work today. My interview answers are up!
And, by the way, shall I change the name of your site to "The Jannaverse" in my links?
Steve: You can change the link if you want to, but you don't have to, since the raindrop thingy is still a subtitle.
I'm off to read your answers now!!
Colorful.
Travis: I did my best!
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