Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Fun ways to misuse common household items:

1) Coat a butter knife with hair spray, let it set out for a week, and see how many insects get stuck to it.

2) Sit in driveway and cover pebbles with fabric softener. If neighbors ask what you're doing, reply "I cannot divulge the specifics of Operation April Fresh at this time."

3) Soak tampon in green jello, hang from rear view mirror, along with piece of paper that says "Note to self: Get Tested."
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10 comments:

Steven said...

Do you think it's a problem if I've already done two out of the three? I'm back! I'm back! I'll spend some time updating my blog t-night...I'm charging up the digital camera!

amisare waswerebeen said...

Eewww...not feeling that last one. Which would probably be wise to not "feel" it. Also, if you have a trail of ants, duct tape works fast to pick up those little suckers and toss in the trash.

Natalie said...

3- GROSS and so so funny

Matt-Man said...

Number three is a classic. Bravo!!

Danielle said...

AAaalrighty then. I don't know why the operation april fresh tickled me so, sounds like something I would have done as a kid. On "A Mission".
10 4 Sweets

Morgen said...

How about cutting a circle of double-stick carpet tape and putting it on your doorbell?
Of course, this only works if you have a doorbell... or people that ring your doorbell...

perhaps you need a nutsack knocker instead?

Mr. Fabulous said...

All my butter knives have been inserted into various enemies.

Janna said...

Steve: Not a problem at all. Make sure you've done ALL three by the end of the week. Ingratiate yourself with the New Yorkers. :)

Amisare: Duct tape? Yeah, I guess that would work... I'm envisioning little "detour" signs to tell the ants "Walk over here! On this patch of sticky stuff! There!"

Natalie: It's surprising how many gross things end up being funny. :)

Matt-man: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and tip your waitress.

Danielle: LOL! I'm tempted to try that here one of these weekends. :) By Monday morning, "Operation April Fresh" would be in the newspaper, under the heading "Local crazy woman sent to therapy..."

Morgen: I don't think I have a doorbell... Isn't that sad?

Mr. Fab: Steak knives work just as well. Really, if you want to be creative, you could try a spork.

Desert Songbird said...

I'm fascinated by how your mind works. Or not...

Janna said...

Desert Songbird: I hear that a lot...