Misery loves company. (Er, I mean, "Gosh! This will be fun!!")

Y'know, that previous meme inspired me to create one of my very own.
Anything I can do to add more stress and angst to the blogosphere is certainly worth the effort.

And by god, start popping the Xanax, because when you get to the end, you just might find that I have tagged you.

LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1) "If only my left kidney was made of jello, I might get invited to more picnics."
2) "So, lemme get this straight-- we're NOT supposed to giggle during the ritual sacrifices?"
3) "Your deodorant smells like bologna... that is SO sexy."
4) "Wow, of course I'll marry you; thanks for asking!!"

LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1) Nothing Else Matters (Metallica)
2) Obsession (Animotion)
3) Poison (Alice Cooper)
4) Wicked Game (Chris Isaak)
5) It's Not Easy Being Me (Five For Fighting)

IMAGINE YOU'RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1) Playing french horn in an excellent symphony orchestra
2) Getting a new computer which is not obsolete in any way at all, complete with high-speed Internet
3) Reading a good book, while curled up on the sofa with a soft comfy blanket, a happy purring cat, and an ice-cold bottle of Mountain Dew
4) Watching CNN and discovering that everyone who has ever annoyed me has suddenly been stricken with a strange new version of E-Coli.

MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1) The Undulating Pickles
2) Majestic Spleen
3) Mortimer's Thyroid
4) The Petrified Sporks
5) Septic Thanks

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1) Lovin' You (Minnie Riperton)
2) Maggie May (Rod Stewart)
3) God Bless The USA (Lee Greenwood)

Now for the tags.
First and foremost, I have to tag Morgen, to punish reward him for all the lovely tags he's given me since I started blogging.
Next, I'll tag Natalie, since I think she could probably have a lot of fun with this.
And hey, why not tag Onionboy... does he do memes? Let's find out.
Meloncutter despises memes, so heck, sure, let's tag him too...
Then, let's tag Travis and Steve and Shelli...
And, of course, last but not least, I have to tag Mr. Fabulous, whose comment for the previous meme was "You dirty, dirty whore, why didn't you tag me?"
Careful what you ask for.
Love ya.

(Notice I didn't say you guys HAD to tag anyone else... I'll leave that up to you, depending on how much pain you want to spread around. LOL).
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