Math problem for today
Sandy has a 24 oz. bottle of mango melon shampoo.
She uses an average of one ounce per day, except for weekends when she has a hot date, when she uses two ounces.
At this rate, how many days will it be before severe hair damage occurs because her nasty little brother has been secretly peeing in her shampoo bottle?
21 comments:
It scares me to think where that may have come from....
I second that thought...uh, something you wanna share with us, Janna?
Bob: What? You didn't have problems like these when you took math in school? :)
Desert Songbird: I hereby swear that I have never peed in anyone's mango melon shampoo, nor have I ever had a hot date.
Don't get me started about a book I once saw about "Urine Therapy." I'm sure a shampoo cocktail would be more than welcome from these folks.
Steve: A book on "Thera-PEE", then... Wow. I wonder what it would recommend for migraines.
Don't ask.
Steve: Well, NOW I HAVE to ask... :)
Mr. Fab: Why, what bodily fluid do YOU plan to add to it? :o
Being the wise old Meloncutter, I would have to answer 35 years. I think someone peed in my shampoo when I was about 2 years. At 37 I was bald.
Now also being the wise old Meloncutter I have to read between the lines on this. You apparently have a fetish for "shampee" and need a hot date to get it out of your system. My prescription .... Take 2 studs and call me in the morning. I would strongly recommend soy free studs as you get more bang for the buck that way.
Later Y'all.
By hair damage...do you mean hers? Or the little brother when she snatches him bald?
And I agree, I do not want to know from whence this came.
Meloncutter: I totally agree with you that I need a hot date. However, I also seem to be fresh out of studs at the moment. It's been a looo-ooo-nnnggg time. Very sad.
Cincy Diva: Good point about the hair damage!
My mind is a strange and scary place, people...
I happen to think your mind is super-duper.
Morgian: A super-duper strange and scary place, yes.
Two weeks. She'll start to notice that those "hot dates" don't want to cuddle anymore once they start picking up the scent. Her brother will be inexplicably killed in a horrible "accident" shortly thereafter.
Man that is uber nasty. I now get to use less shampoo because I have NO HAIR!!!!
Natalie: "Uber-nasty"?? Yay, I've reached a new level!! :)
Amisare: That sounds like the right answer to me!
By the way...love the new banner!
Steve: Thank you-- it ought to tide me over for at least a few more days. :)
Yay! I got one right.
Amisare: Yes! If only there were prizes to give out.... Want my shampoo? :)
an ounce of shampoo a day?
who was this, Rapunzel???
The Brothers Morgen (Er, I mean, Grimm): Actually, one fluid ounce is not that much. For women with a lot of hair to shampoo, it's about the right amount, after all the washing, rinsing, and repeating. :)
Guys with little or no hair could probably get by with (*ahem*) much less. :)
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