Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Bite me, Cupid

It's Valentine's Day!
Let's celebrate!
I think my boyfriend and I will go to the beach and playfully romp around in the ocean, then go out for a romantic dinner and watch a funny movie.
Oops, wait...
Wait, I seem to be lacking a few important components of that plan.
Like, for example, a boyfriend.
And a home that is NOT hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean.
And a warm climate.
And a life.
I hate Valentine's Day.


Morgen said...

trust me, it's really not any better with a boyfriend

Anonymous said...

I refer to Valentine's as "Singles Awareness Day." *walks away mumbling and cursing*