Tuesday, January 30, 2007

My pants are a pineapple-free zone

Since I forgot to do a Thursday Thirteen last week, let's do a "Tuesday Twelve" today instead.
TWELVE THINGS I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW:
1) A pineapple
2) Poison Ivy
3) Tom Cruise
4) Yogurt
5) Ice cubes
6) Porcupine
7) Molten Lava
8) Aquarium gravel
9) George Bush
10) Shredded Wheat
11) Cactus
12) Atomic Bomb (ask me again after the next burrito)

8 comments:

Cincy Diva said...

I dunno...Tom might be fun. he likes to jump up and down on things!

Cincy Diva said...

P.S. I thought yours was so cute, I blogjacked your post! Thanks!

Hugs
CD

onionboy said...

13. the sales guy who came to the door last week ... oh wait ... you weren't wearing any pants ... or anything else, nice work!

Rude Cactus said...

I choose not to take the cactus thing personally ;-)

Travis said...

ROTFLMFOO!!

And that's just after reading the title. Now I'm having such a giggle fit.

That's gonna stay with me all night.

Thanks darlin.

Morgen said...

Lee says "Oh, you can't tell me if Tom Cruise came and wanted to be in her pants, that she'd turn him down."

Morgen says "I think Onionboy is a riot with his comment!"

Oh, and in a magazine today, I say an ad for new undies for you: Under-Tech.
They're underwear with charcoal filter inserts in the butt to stop flatulence odors.

Why do I have "Smelly Cat" suddenly stuck in my head?

Smelly cat, smelly cat.... what are they feeding you?

And just how comfortable would a charcoal filter-infused pair of undies be to sit on all day at work??? I mean, really...

Janna said...

Cincy Diva: I don't care if you borrow the post topic, as long as you link back to me-- and you did, so no problem! Thanks! :)

Onionboy: Don't remind me!

Cactus: No offense intended. :)

Travis: Lemme guess, ROTFLMFOO means "rolling on the floor, laughing my f***ing onion off"???

Lee: I hereby swear that I would not allow Tom Cruise in my pants at any time.

Morgen: I don't think they make charcoal inserts in my size. :)

Wayne said...

I know where I'd like to see ol george!