Thursday, November 2, 2006

Welcome To The Wondercup

Finally, now there is the male equivalent to the "Wonderbra."
It's called the "Wondercup."
Here's the article, copied from

An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents.
"It basically lifts, separates and extends," aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying by the national AAP news agency.
"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."
The underwear features a "wondercup," a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing."
Ashby said the design, launched last week, had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.
The marketing campaign features the slogan: "The new 'wondercup' technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing."
The brand is sold in some of the biggest department stores in the world and is distributed to more than 70 countries via Internet sales.

So no doubt this is a godsend for those of you who felt the daily scourge of "squashing", or who felt "big, small, or indifferent."

Hey, I'm just the messenger. You can thank me later.


Kyle said... wanna suggest this to Bob? lol That'll really get Pat staring at his package.

P.S. for those who don't know, Bob is our director in the HIllsdale Wind Symphony and Pat is our Off color..very sexually charged Deacon friend who playes clarinet.

STAK said...