Monday, November 6, 2006

Need a stocking stuffer?

For those of you non-pet owners who don't have enough of the REAL stuff marking your property... now, at last you can buy FAKE PET POOP from Great Britain. Notice how the description says it even smells like the real thing.
In case you need a stocking stuffer for that "special someone"...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWW GROSS...who would buy that?

Janna said...

Amazing, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Hell, forget international shipping!!! Send me your snail mail address and I will send you FREE Michigan-made pet poo!
And yes, it smells like the real thing, because it is!!!!!

{Gift boxing extra $, if you want it free, it comes in a recycled Meijer bag with a stamp on it.}
Great Stocking Stuffers!
Fun for the entire family! Little Johnny can use tooth picks to connect together the pee wad chunks and pretend they're tinker toys -- but they're really tinkle toys!

Tired of buying those expensive Milk Bones or Liv-A-Snaps for Fido? Try Daphne & Chloe's Butt Nuggets! Your pooch will love 'em or your money back!

STAK said...

great fun to be had with those things.......they should make an edible variety for grossing out friends.......

Janna said...

Morgen: (yes, I knew that was you!) I have plenty of Michigan-made cat poop too. We should start a business. Think it would sell at The Wren's Nest?
Stak: Actually, I have seen a recipe that uses slightly microwaved Tootsie Rolls to look like cat turds... the recipe calls for crushed graham crackers layered in a clean litter box, with the poopy Tootsie Rolls artfully arranged on top. :) (looks just like the real thing!) It's a great joke for a potluck.

Morgen said...

Janna: signing into Blogger from home wasn't working last night, thus the anonymous comment.... I knew you knew it was me (I mean, who else would talk about Daphne & Chloe's Butt Nuggets?!?)
;0

Jessica said...

Unfortunately I have too much of the real thing on my carpets lately!

I like your blog. I hope you don't mind if I add you to my luring link list...