A kindred spirit!

While blurfing, I found this hilarious blog called "Where The Hell Was I?".
I especially love his post about spicy (HOT) foods, which you all know I love immensely.
Here, ya gotta read this. Click here.
Excerpt:
"So, if you want heat, ask for heat. Tell the waitdork you want yours spicy. Then look 'em in the eye, and say you mean it. Spicy. When they turn to leave, ask again. You got it? Spi. Cee. Si? Tell 'em tabasco's for gargling. Tell 'em if your food's not hot enough, you'll be giving them a Frank's Red Hot enema, free of charge. Tell 'em to tell the chef you slept with his sister, and she wasn't nearly as good as the bums at the bus stop would have you to believe. Seriously. If you want spicy in those joints, you've got to work for it."