Monday, October 2, 2006

Recycling is GOOD, right?

This is yet another one of those days when I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say. Luckily I haven't quite learned to let that stop me.
Since I have no real topics to discuss, I thought I'd go through my e-mail "humor" folder and post a few jokes you've all probably heard a thousand times already.
Enjoy.

Recycled Joke #1:
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."

Recycled Joke #2:
Two salesmen were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their message and then slammed the door in their faces.
To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the two salesmen at the door frustrated her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut.
But the door still didn't close. Furious, she grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door wouldn't shut.
Convinced one of these rude salesmen was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson.
Just then, one of the salesmen said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."

Recycled Joke #3:
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were
sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one
evening.. The old man looked over and said to
the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and
for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on
that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take
you back to my room, light some candles, and give you
the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple
minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls
out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want
the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old
man.
"Get serious," she replies. "I want four times in the
rocking chair!"

4 comments:

Christine said...

HAHAHAHAH!
The last one really got me!

Anonymous said...

I agree: 4 times in the rocking chair is the best one!!!

Anonymous said...

hey again -- just FYI ---> I am blurfin' for new Bestest Blog choices, using BobbyG's Random Blog button --- and look where it took me!
You are on the rotation!

I've yet to come across any of my sites, but here you are!;)

Anonymous said...

Hello!
You've been tagged for a meme @It's A Blog Eat Blog World.
Have fun with THIS one!
mo