Poverty-Stricken Artist Seeks Benefactors

Thank you to those of you who responded by calling my accidentally-melted plate "ART".

I appreciate that!

(There was one person who called me an "idiot," but let's not dwell on that.)

I joked that I should auction my "art" on E-Bay, and see how much people would be willing to offer:

"Rare, one-of-a-kind, accidentally heat-generated sculpture in a red plastic medium."

I'll even autograph it for free!

Besides, it's sure to increase in value after I die... and according to Morgen, that may happen this weekend!

So get those checkbooks ready!