Friday, September 29, 2006

Don't worry, I won't get my hopes up

And now, it's time for
Janna's Unrealistic Wish List
Since the shopping season is fast approaching, many of you are probably thinking, "How can I use my ever-growing wealth and prosperity to get Janna a truly magnificent present?"
Or maybe you're thinking, "I'm drop-dead broke this year, but maybe Janna will learn to appreciate this old beef jerky I found under the sofa."
Either way, here's my wish list full of
Things I Know I Will Probably Never Get:
1) Special edition palladium-finish "James Bond" fountain pen, by Dupont: $795.00
2) Don Quixote medium-nibbed fountain pen, by Laban: $280.00
3) Cellini Sterling fountain pen, by Aurora: $1195.00
4) Laptop PC, anything able to handle the Internet better than the desktop dinosaur I currently own
5) Sibelius 4: Music Notation/Composition Software: $499.00
6) Lawson 804NB Double French Horn in F/Bb (Nickel/Bronze): $10,065.00

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the only thing that surprised me about this list was that you found a French horn that was MORE expensive than your top-priced pen!