"So do you just sit around all day in people's gardens, or what? Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere? Did you know your hat looks like a road construction cone?"
"You're a lot nicer than that last gnome. Boy, did HE get cranky..."
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Well, obviously, Capt. Jack, you were interrupting Mr. Gnome #1 while he was trying to read a book in the sunshine. I'd be irritated too.
Heh!
Well, y'know, pirates have never been known for their good manners... :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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