It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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What has a trunk, four legs and a lot of keys?
A piano in a tree.
Shawn: Either that or an elephant who owns a lot of vehicles.
If a tree plays the piano in the forest and no one is around to hear it is it still rock and roll?
nonamedufus: I think at that point it actually becomes improvisational jazz. Which explains why no one sticks around to hear it.
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