"I just realized I'm vegan," said Jeanne.
Thomas frowned. "But you just ate a Quarter Pounder."
"Exactly. Cows are vegan. They eat grass. So vegans can eat them. "
"I don't think that's what it means..."
"Lions eat people sometimes. So vegans can't eat them."
"Can't eat lions... or people?"
"Depends on... Wait... now I'm confused."
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9 comments:
Eating people? Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I know a cannibal who ate his mother-in-law and she still disagreed with him.
nonamedufus: Every time I hear that joke, it somehow makes me think that clowns would taste yummy and fruity, like Gummy Bears. Colorful and fun!
Shawn: LOL! Some mothers-in-law are like that. :)
Ha! This one is really quite entertaining... comments and all.
Love the circular logic here! Great story.
Eat it before it eats you? Hilarious--enjoyed it, and the old jokes are the best jokes.
Janna Dear...?
I must have been in the Hospital, cause I would never have missed this...hehehehe
Thanks for playing, You are like Ginger Rodgers, and everyone else dances like Elaine Benes!
(If you were not a Seinfeld fan that line means NOTHING)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
You can't eat lions because that would make you a cannibal!
Margaret: I thought so too!
Teresa: Circular logic is best because it doesn't have any pointy corners.
hedgewitch: Exactly!
G-Man: It's good to have you back. :)
Bubba: Only if I was a lion! (And I'm not; I'm telling the truth!)
(*snicker*)
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