It would also be nice if cats didn't barf on the carpet
Five things that would make me smile right now:
1. The ability to make tailgaters spontaneously erupt in flames
2. Getting 100 blog comments on every post
3. Getting a reply from Mike Mills
4. A giant dish of macaroni & cheese, topped with an embarrassing amount of crispy crumbed bacon
5. Having cats who can scoop their own poop
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23 comments:
If you figure out how to train your cats, let me in on the secret.
#5 - Definitely...
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Ann: I will!
Grace: Amen!
Brian: Thank you very much. :) Your check is in the mail.
Janna....
Your wish list is becoming curiouser and curiouser!!
But your musings make us all smile
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, you are like having the cable go out, but inexplicably you CAN receive 2 porno channels. Have a Kick Ass Week-End
G-Man: I do my best to become curiouser and curiouser every day.
Brian and G-Man are on a roll tonight! :) Cats that can scoop their own poop... well, I know the dogs would be happy to help you clean the kitty litter out. Our dogs live for those days... and we girls all SCREAM!
Hee hee I can relate ! (5 things that would make me smile-) is being tucked away for future use! Thanks!
Oh, I love #1. If you ever figure it out please let me know.
I lost all ability to follow along after the mention of bacon, but I think this was a great 55.
It's make me happy if the dog quit barfing on the carpet, but at least he takes the rest of his business outside :) Nice 55.
Even bacon...
....is better....
....with bacon.
Well, you're a quarter of the way there.
Margaret: Suddenly I'm glad I don't own a dog...
izzy: Don't forget to remember where you put it.
nonamedufus: Once the world has been purged of all tailgaters, I'll gladly share it with you. Assuming you survived.
hedgewitch: Hooray for bacon!
Nara: That's right; it could be a lot worse. Just imagine the blog post you could get from that...
MonkeyMan: Yay! Thank you. Hey, even 25 is huge compared to what I usually get. :)
I dreamt of a rear mounted machine gun to deal with tailgaters.
I slowly take my foot off the pedal and smile and wave as they drive around me.
Shawn: I think tailgaters were most of the reason James Bond had rear-mounted machine guns.
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