Antimatter pizza, purchased with an antimatter Visa...
Things we should invent:
* Antimatter Bacon Double Cheeseburger: For every one you eat, it subtracts 700 calories from the other stuff you ate. We should also have antimatter fries and a totally awesome antimatter dark fudge milkshake.
* Antimatter bills and taxes (THEY pay YOU).
* World peace, I guess, but let's do the cheeseburger thing first.
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9 comments:
... I'm liking the sound of this! :)
Bingo Baby!!!!
What a Great Idea!!!
How about anti-matter talking?
Your words can erase and even out all the stupid
shit that has come outta my mouth... Almost
Loved your Sci-Fi 55
Thanks for playing, you are like a Heart Specialist sitting next
to me on a plane, and I go into cardiac arrest...:-)
Have a Kick Ass Week End
I like the way you think! And I'll take a large order of fries to go! :o)
I need a lot of anti-matter stuff. Although if one doesn't mind, it doesn't matter. That's sort of like anti-matter.
Well that would be great ~ Very imaginative ~ let me know when its available ~
Oooo.... I think you're on to something here. These are most excellent ideas. I can't wait for them to become reality!
Antimatter cheeseburgers for everyone...including my auntie, if it matters.
Janna -
I know it's a day late, but
Happy Blogiversary!
I meant to say it yesterday, but I woke up with a bug (not AS a bug, like in the weird novella by Kafka, "Metamorphosis", where he woke up as a giant beetle), but with a 24-hour virus, complete with spinning room, excessive sweating, and you know the rest.
Anyway, thanks for your blog that makes me laugh whether I want to or not. I hope you and your knees will have a great year!
Margaret: Me too!
g-man: Hey, I'd love to have an "anti-matter talking" gun. I know exactly who I would aim it at, and believe it or not, it wouldn't be you! ;)
Thanks for visiting. :)
OtherMary: Complete with anti-matter ketchup, of course!
thecheesewhines: It still matters, even when people don't mind. Though if someone who was made of anti-matter didn't mind, actually it would instead mean that they... (wait, I think my brain just exploded).
Grace: Stay tuned!
Shelly: It's way more important than jet packs and flying cars, right?
nonamedufus: All cheeseburgers need to have bacon. Antimatter bacon can erase at least five years' worth of cholesterol buildup.
Marcia: Thank you so much for remembering my blogiversary! I'd completely forgotten until you said something. How awesome!
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