Thursday, August 2, 2012

By Friday, you'd be a hollow shell eating a Snickers bar

"So if I have seven multivitamins on Monday, that means I won't have to eat anything nutritious for the rest of the week."

"I don't think it works that way."

"Sure it does.  I'll eat a week's worth of dietary fiber, too.  Maybe more!"

"Remind me to stay away from you on Tuesday."

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9 comments:

Scarlet said...

Some of these multivitamins are not good, best to eat fresh goods ~

I specially like your opening lines..if only we can just pop a pill ~

g-man said...

Ditto on the Tuesday thing...
Janna...Each week you out-do yourself in having cleverly creative FUN. And Fun is what blogging should be!!!
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, You are like a Jumbo Buttery Shrimp laying on top of a hot bowl of cheesy grits!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Heaven: I didn't really intend for it to be quite so serious. It's just a joke. :)

g-man: I've never had grits before! The cheesy ones sound good, though. And I usually love shrimp. :)

Teresa said...

That's so funny! I know people that would actually think that makes sense. :-)

Janna said...

Teresa: It'd be nice if it was true! :)

Margaret said...

I always thought the chocolate slimfast was awesome. But I just liked it as a drink... I still ate three meals! ha ha

Brian Miller said...

eeep...yeah, if that is all you eat that day...might want to watch out...and keep the air freshener nearby....

Unknown said...

It is so strange but until now, with both my young ladies at 18 and 20!I still have to tell them to take their vitamins and supplements. GRRRRRRRRRRRr..Such a wonderful read, Janna! Absolutely priceless about the Tuesday! Have you a truly blessed weekend. hugs shakira
Mine is here

Janna said...

Margaret: I hear chocolate slimfast is awesome when mixed with an entire jar of hot fudge and poured over a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

Brian: Good advice!

Sh@KiR@: Thanks for visiting!