And if you do, be sure to make a video
Nine things you should never put in a blender:
1. Molten lava
2. Roses and Italian sausage
3. DNA evidence
4. Gravel from the driveway
5. Grand piano
6. Toenails
7. Duct tape
8. Strawberries from another dimension which contain antimatter that will make your smoothie explode when it touches real matter (your esophagus, for example)
9. Anything dog owners have to scoop up
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14 comments:
Janna...
I've blended Molten lava.
Boy are you ever right!!!
Loved your 55 My Friend..
Thanks for playing, you are like a pair of Top Notch ear plugs at The Harbor Beach Community Player's version of Oklahoma.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
Truly this is a great recipe to avoid disaster!
G-Man: Plus, molten lava is extra bad when mixed with dog poop.
Teresa: Truly!
Perverse as I am, I'm busy trying to figure out how to get my piano into it.
How DO you come up with these? Ha ha. I laughed so hard at G-Man's response!
I always love your imaginations..I can never think like that...
Hubby just got me a grinder blender..God...dog's poops!!!! Now you are giving me nightmares!
Bravo!!!
hugs
shakira
The Dinner
oh my goodness.... ha..ha...this is priceless...thanks for the morning smiles ~
I'm always extra careful with my other dimension strawberries!
I think your advice regarding #5 is key my friend.
But how will I ever know I have a really GOOD blender if I can't test it on a grand piano?
Another oddly amusing 55, Janna!
I learn so much when I come here. haha. :)
i dunno...roses and italian sausage might go well together...i have yet to try it...hmmm...wonder where that blender is...
Love antimatter strawberry smoothies. But then I'm an interdimensional being, or is that an extra dinensional..think my brain has been thru your blender.
Alice: It helps to have a really big blender.
Margaret: He's funny!
Sh@kir@: Better to have nightmares about dog poop than pig poop, I guess...
Heaven: You're welcome! :)
MamaZen: You could write a recipe book!
nonamedufus: I'm sharp that way. ;)
Bubba: Test it on the dog poop first, because it may not work quite right after you put the piano into it.
happygirl: That's me, the helpful blogger.
Brian: Be sure to take out the thorns before you eat it.
Nara: If you put antimatter smoothies into a black hole, what happens?
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