Things that taste worse than soy cheese:
1. Giraffe liver
2. Motor oil
3. Swollen lymph nodes
4. Luwak coffee
5. The armpit sweat of a construction worker on a tropical island
6. Caterpillars
7. The spleens of all the people who are thinking "How do you know? Have you ever tried giraffe liver and motor oil?"
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On the topic of soy cheese, as part of today's mother's day celebration we had soy cheese cake. Yes, imitation cheese cake. Everybody loved it. I didn't. And I farted.
Ha, ha, Shawn. I think I'd fart after any of Janna's items. Or hurl. Although with luwak coffee all that's already been done for you, more or less.
Shawn: Soy cheese cake? Really? Ewwwww. Wow.
nonamedufus: True, more or less. ;)
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