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Once upon a time, there was an ant named Marshall.
Somebody stepped on him and he died.
The End.
"That's a horrible story!" complained Chris.
"Would you rather hear a true story instead?"
"Yes. Please."
"Fine. This afternoon I borrowed your car, farted in the seat a few times, and crashed into a lawyer's truck."
16 comments:
... See, that is why the G-Man asks for Fiction! It is always better ;)
Hahahahahahah!!!! Love it!
Ohhh, that story is not going to come to a good end.
oh my...fiction might be better than reality for sure...a lawyer no less...
Yes, I'd rather stick to fiction! Nicely done. Good to see you. And everyone else.
I once had a customer tell me that the only reason he bought New Cars was that HE wanted to be the first one to fart in the seat!!!
You didn't mention food Janna, but I guess you could eat an ant.
Loved your 55...
Thanks for playing, you are like a BIG scoop of Breyers Vanilla on a piece of Hot Apple Pie!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
Margaret: Fiction might not always be better, but it's usually more fun. :)
Teresa: Yay! :)
PattiKen: It definitely didn't turn out well for the car, at least...
Brian: Worst case scenario, almost!
Yvonne: Good to see you too. :)
G-Man: Or, someone could always eat the lawyer...
LOL. Oh, that's awful! I mean, as if crashing the car weren't enough, for fart? Heh.
Alice Audrey: It's like the maraschino cherry on top of the sundae!
Nice one! haha!
Ha..ha...this is rocking piece ~
Thanks for the laughs ~
I do not know what it is about men and farts- my hubby gets such a kick out of it! Great story- poor ant. :)
Ha. Had to smile with this one. So cute, and creative.
You're always an original, Janna.
This is exactly the sort of uber-depressing tale that gladdens my pessimist's heart. Excellent.
Cad: Thank you!
Heaven: Thanks for visiting!
izzy: It's ok; I get a kick out of farts too, and the last time I checked, I wasn't even male. :)
Myrna: Thanks for smiling!
Bubba: I try!
The Fifth Horseman: I love uber-depressing things. Sort of. My life is full of them! ;)
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