This is probably why I don't have a career in stand-up comedy
A giraffe, a politician, and a cowboy walk into a bar.
The bartender tells the giraffe, "Tell your friend we don't serve politicians here."
The giraffe says "Oh, he's not my friend; he just wants my vote."
The cowboy says "This would have been a hilarious joke if only Janna's 55 words hadn't run out."
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14 comments:
Oh yeah....Blame The G-Man.
I'm used to it...
Loved your 55 Janna
Thanks for playing, you are like pouring a glass of Ice Cold Milk, opening the cupboard, and finding a new can of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup!!! Have a Kick Ass Week-End
hehe i still find it funny...perhaps he can remember his speaking points...
There should be some allowance for more than 55
after all....
Hi Janna hope all is well
love your playfulness.
amazing 55.
smiles, you never disappoint.
G-Man: Can I also blame you for the fact that it snowed today?
Brian: His speaking points should be even more interesting after a few drinks.
moondustwriter: Thanks for visiting, as usual. :)
TheCelloStrings: Sometimes my playfulness is all I have. (!)
Great 55 -- still made me smile even though you ran out of words :)
Haha. Very good.
Mijayami: Thanks for visiting!
KB: I try. :)
I think it's funny.
That damn 55 word limit. Kills a punch line every time. But seriously, you know you can finish the joke here in the comments....right??!? Please?
Then the cowboy did them all a favor and shot the politician, then rode off into the sunset on the giraffe.
And so the giraffe says "And gimme that in a long-neck bottle".
It's probably much better left for the reader to finish anyway.
My 55 is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/11/friday-flash-55-not-gone-but-forgotten.html#links
MorningAJ: I'm glad! :)
MonkeyMan: I could, or I could just keep you all in suspense...
Bubba: I love happy endings.
nonamedufus: LOL!
RNSANE: My readers have come up with some pretty good endings! :)
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