I've already done one of them at least twice today
Things I would rather do than watch any kind of sports:
1. Spin around until I get so dizzy I fall down
2. Read the owner's manual to an appliance I no longer own
3. Talk to inanimate objects about the importance of them holding up their end of the conversation
4. Whirl a bra in the air over my head and pretend to be a helicopter.*
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*Or a ceiling fan.
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8 comments:
My wife engages in #3 while I'm watching sports.
nonamedufus: Lemme guess... in that case, YOU would be the inanimate object? :)
I do #3 all the time...
I just realized my phrasing leaves something to be desired...
You got it in one.
Grace: LOL!
nonamedufus: Yay! Now I can go back to whirling this bra over my head...
I would rather set myself on FIRE than watch sports!
meleah: I agree completely!
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