The Jannapedia returns
It's been awhile since I've done an installment of the Jannapedia, so here you go.
DUCTHO: Someone who really, REALLY likes duct tape.
RAINEIN: Itt wuz rainein last night andd I got so wet I kuldn't spell right anny more.
DINFEST: A festival devoted entirely to dinner.... or maybe dinosaurs. Or Dinah Shore.
TRUPAT: Not to be confused with all those lousy false Pats out there.
DINGON: A Klingon's doorbell.
PANTIFY: To put on fresh panties. (Example: "After that dream about Mike Mills, I had to re-pantify.")
REXCRR: Trying to say "extra" with a mouth full of peanut butter.
PATED: When you're so constipated you can't even get out the first half of the word.
3 comments:
OK, I did totally LOL at "dingon" but pantify is darn funny too and actually a useful word...as is "dinfest". Should sell dinfest to the Food Channel.
Ahahahahah! These are great. My favorite is "PANTIFY"
Grace: I think pantify was also my favorite. :)
meleah: Mine too! :)
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