When evil lurks in the heart of a brownie, none of us are safe
For my first official "Try New Stuff" day, I figured I'd take it easy on myself and eat something involving chocolate.
Or at least something which was supposed to contain chocolate.
I tried "Fiber One 90-Calorie Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownies."
Ugh.
Strange.
A good brownie should be dense, chewy, and fudgy.
These are soft, spongy, and peculiar, like a sofa cushion.
They tasted like neither chocolate nor peanut butter.
In fact, the flavor reminded me of... coffee.
(Probably because the #2 ingredient is chicory extract).
They might be ok if you spread some Nutella on them.
By themselves, they are simply bizarre.
Final verdict: They would make great seat cushions for a rat.
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7 comments:
Well it's fibre. What'd you expect? Bonus, though: at least now you're regular.
nonamedufus: You guys spell it "fibre" instead of "fiber"? Huh. So does the Fiber One company make special packaging just for you?
I'd ponder this a lot more, if I wasn't so busy being regular.
That's weird. I checked it cause I thought I made a typo. It's spelled both ways. That's great for fleet fingered people like me.
Makes me hunger for a Twinkie. Don't know why, just does. Spongy yellow delicious bastards.
nonamedufus: I assumed it was a Canadian thing. :)
MonkeyMan: Amen to that.
Well then, I'll cross that one off the grocery list.
Marilyn: Definitely.
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