Thursday, September 1, 2011

Things I haven't seen in a bathroom yet

1. A talk show host interviewing me about my experience

2. Bacon-scented hand soap

3. An electric fence

4. Marble sculpture of Oscar The Grouch

5. A good reason why the last person didn't flush
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe not in YOUR bathroom but some folks do like their bacon scented soap -
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Soap.html

Anonymous said...

Bad me - should have used code LOL
Bacon Scented Hand Soap

whall said...

It'd be nice if they'd at least leave a note.

Janna said...

Grace: Finally, a soap that can annoy PETA.

Whall: Martha Stewart would leave a note. It'd be decorated with pumpkin seeds and calligraphy and all that.
That's because Hallmark doesn't make a "Here's Why I Didn't Flush" series.

nonamedufus said...

Wasn't #1 made into a TV series: Game of Thrones?

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Now that would have been entertaining. :)