And yet, I'm still single...
Things I did over the weekend:
1. Ate Doritos and listened to R.E.M. in the cemetery, parked next to someone who was born during the Civil War.
2. Drank Coke Zero and tried to see how much of the Russian alphabet I could recite in a single belch. (I made it all the way up to "M".)
3. Caught three mice in one of those "glue trap" things. I'm optimistically hoping my home is now mouse-free, and also hoping Mickey won't haunt my dreams with cartoon-like nightmares about drowning in glue.
4. Sat around in my underwear and watched this video a lot.
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6 comments:
I don't know if I could take two of you. I'd be all "omg double rainbow"
Um, I think that Civil War guy is probably a little too old for you anyway. Keep looking.
;-)
Whall: If, by "double rainbow", you mean "It's the end of the world as we know it," then yes. Probably.
00dozo: I agree. All he wanted to talk about was Lincoln.
Wow, I don't know how you do it. Another jam-packed wild and wacky weekend.
Your weekend was way more interesting than mine!
nonamedufus: It's an exciting life. At least more exciting than what the other people in the cemetery currently have.
meleah: You weren't able to make it up to "M" in the Russian alphabet? The trick is to drink a LOT of Coke beforehand and just let it sit for a moment...
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