Small means small

This evening I went to Burger King for dinner.
At the last minute, I decided a small order of onion rings sounded good.
(Yes, surely you all remember where I explained that I hate onions but like BK onion rings).
So I got those along with my cheap little burger.
Guess how many onion rings were in the package.
No, guess.
Give up?
Six.
!!!
Yes, a "small" order of onion rings equals six rings. (It did today, at least!)
I checked the bottom of the bag, thinking surely some must have fallen out.
Nope!
Geez. Guess when they said 'small' they weren't kidding.