Thursday, April 12, 2012

Maybe the dogs would rather sniff the desk instead

Things that are more predictable than the stock market:

1) The probability of two dogs sniffing each other's butts

2) The odor of a ten day old fish which was left in the desk drawer of a co-worker on vacation

3) The chance of a small McDonald's cheeseburger someday costing more than a dollar. (It's $0.99 here now.)


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10 comments:

  1. Brian MillerFriday, April 13, 2012 at 7:51:00 AM EDT

    and the chances they will still sell millions of them every day

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  2. noilnFriday, April 13, 2012 at 9:43:00 AM EDT

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  3. MargaretFriday, April 13, 2012 at 11:14:00 AM EDT

    4) A teenage boy walking over clothes, around clothes, through clothes, never thinking to pick them up and WASH them ... (until he pays for them himself! :)

    It is predictable that he will also choose much less expensive jeans :)

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  4. moondustwriterFriday, April 13, 2012 at 12:51:00 PM EDT

    not to mention the shelf life of the cheesesburger in the teenage boy's room, lying on the newspaper, obscuring Nasdaq
    much more reliable...
    (the stock market might then the assure the shelf life of said burger)

    thanks Janna for the food for thought and a ramble amoung the absurd

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  5. Nara MaloneFriday, April 13, 2012 at 12:57:00 PM EDT

    Equally good chance McD's will remove the last few atoms of real burger and cheese and replace with something like colored cardboard pulp to keep the price below a dollar. :)

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  6. G-ManFriday, April 13, 2012 at 2:14:00 PM EDT

    Janna...
    Loved your 55
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  7. JannaFriday, April 13, 2012 at 4:19:00 PM EDT

    Brian: You're probably right, sadly.

    Spam guy who I deleted: Please go wipe with poison ivy.

    Margaret: Have teenage boys ever paid for their own jeans?

    moondustwriter: All this talk about cheeseburgers is making me hungry...

    Nara: For all we know, they're doing that already. (!!)

    G-Man: Aww. Thanks for visiting, and get well soon. Sorry you caught the bug this week.

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  8. nonamedufusFriday, April 13, 2012 at 4:57:00 PM EDT

    I'm hungry...two dogs sniffing each other's butts notwithstanding.

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  9. Maude LynnFriday, April 13, 2012 at 6:37:00 PM EDT

    What Brian said!

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  10. JannaSaturday, April 14, 2012 at 10:37:00 AM EDT

    nonamedufus: Me too, sadly.

    MamaZen: Amazing but true. (!)

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