Thursday, March 15, 2012

I'll bring my own blankets...

Sentences I promise not to say if you let me spend the night in your garage next Wednesday:

1. How long have these bodies been here?

2. Can I order pizza?

3. It's ok; I don't need toilet paper.

4. The police told me all about you.

5. Is that your bedroom window? Leave it open.

6. Ooooh, look! A hatchet!
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15 comments:

  1. Brian MillerThursday, March 15, 2012 at 9:24:00 PM EDT

    sure come on over...smiles.

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  2. JannaThursday, March 15, 2012 at 9:26:00 PM EDT

    Brian: You'll chase the rats out first, right?

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  3. G-ManThursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:20:00 PM EDT

    Yeah?
    What about Thursday?
    Janna, Thats how you lost 120#'s?
    Being locked up in someones garage?
    Kidding of course...Congrats for that great effort!!
    Loved your 55.
    Thanks for playing, you are like a 0 Calorie, 0 Fat, 0 Carb, Beefy Double Burito!
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  4. TALONThursday, March 15, 2012 at 11:18:00 PM EDT

    lol! I could have sworn my hubby cleared all the bodies out! ;)

    This made me laugh out loud, Janna!

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  5. MorningAJFriday, March 16, 2012 at 6:33:00 AM EDT

    Oh shame - I can't make Wednesday. Would Friday help? :)

    My 55 are here .

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  6. BubbaFriday, March 16, 2012 at 9:54:00 AM EDT

    Stay away from my chainsaw too, Janna!

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  7. Monkey ManFriday, March 16, 2012 at 12:43:00 PM EDT

    Or..."What's with the meat hook hanging from the ceiling?"

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  8. Nara MaloneFriday, March 16, 2012 at 3:25:00 PM EDT

    Laughing. I don't have a garage but the neighbor does and I think you'd find everything you're looking for there. :)

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  9. UnknownFriday, March 16, 2012 at 8:34:00 PM EDT

    Sorry...no room in my garage. Mr. Sister is a pack rat of sorts. You might even be able to find a pick-ax to go with that hatchet you spied.

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  10. Maude LynnFriday, March 16, 2012 at 8:41:00 PM EDT

    Well, as long as it's just Wednesday . . .

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  11. TeresaFriday, March 16, 2012 at 10:59:00 PM EDT

    Ha. Ha. Great for a laugh to start the weekend!

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  12. WanderSunday, March 18, 2012 at 2:40:00 AM EDT

    This was a fun one!

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  13. Doctor FTSESunday, March 18, 2012 at 6:40:00 AM EDT

    O.K. Wednesday. Do you want to sleep in the car? Or I could rig you a hammock? (Enjoyed you 55!)

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  14. MargaretSunday, March 18, 2012 at 8:59:00 PM EDT

    Six kids, three dogs... believe me, you don't want to stay in our garage! :)

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  15. JannaTuesday, March 20, 2012 at 1:41:00 PM EDT

    G-man: Now I'm craving beefy burritos...

    TALON: Tell him to at least clear out the bodies in the corner where I'll be sleeping.

    MorningAJ: Fridays I'm usually sitting in a McDonalds somewhere, drinking Diet Coke until my bladder feels like the Hindenburg.

    Bubba: But... but...

    MonkeyMan: I was hoping it was just someplace I could hang my laundry...

    Nara: Ah! I see!

    Polly: I'm a packrat too. I've GOTTA empty things out soon and throw a whole bunch of stuff away. If I find a pick-ax, though, I'm keeping it.

    MamaZen: Great!

    Teresa: Thanks for visiting!

    Wander: I hope! :)

    DoctorFTSE: Actually, the car sounds good. It has air conditioning, right?

    Margaret: You keep the kids in the garage?

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