Accggghh.

Things I Hate More Than Valentine's Day:

1. Biting into an apple and finding half a worm

2. Using a road-killed skunk for fabric softener

3. Basketball/Baseball/Football/Hockey/Soccer/Anything at all that involves a team trying to put a ball or a puck into a hole or a net or across some line in order to get points or scores or whatever else they care about these days

4. Anything that involves mayonnaise.
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